Thursday, 17 May 2012

Things that should be true...

  • Squirrels should lay eggs
  • The plural of platypus should be platypode
    • Platypode shouldn't be endangered: then we would know what they tasted like
    • And the same applies for platypus eggs
  • A duck should be a common house hold pet - like the dog
  • Different animal species should be able to cross breed and produce wild and wacky combinations. Like the platypus. Oh wait..
  • Humans should be able to photosynthesize light and produce glucose as a food source
  • Flying cars are way overdue.
    • As is the hyperdrive
    • And the human teleporter
    • And human colonisation of the solar system
  • And let's not forget strong AI
  • From which point we can all stop working and entrust the menial labour to our robots.
Ad infinitum.

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